I never thought that this would be my life.
Sure, when I was a small kid I always dreamt of becoming a famous celebrity and walking down the red carpet when I was older.
However, I totally knew that it was not entirely going to be a reality in my life. I’m not genuinely the celebrity type in the slightest. I’m incredibly short, mediocre on the eyes, and not full of wit or charisma. That being said, somehow I’m now the biggest star in our particular area. I never asked for this life for myself, but I do enjoy the benefits. Everywhere I go, people are regularly asking for pictures… When I walk into local corporation establishments, they want to put my image on the wall and give me a good amount of free stuff. Best of all, I’m continually being solicited by new heating and cooling machine companies who are hoping to get a boost in sales from my endorsements. It’s genuinely difficult to explain it, however I have become a heating, cooling, and ventilation celebrity of sorts. The whole thing started innocently enough. My uncle’s little heating, cooling, and ventilation dealership wasn’t getting enough sales. They weren’t attracting any new customers at all, and they didn’t know how to spread the word about their excellent air quality control services. He asked me if I would consider producing a few Instagram stories talking about my awesome indoor air quality levels thanks to his HVAC business. I was enthusiastic to comply. I made a few videos and Instagram posts about air conditioner machines and common furnace service. Within a few months, my account had blown up like crazy, and I was being called the Heating and Air Conditioning machine influencer of the South.